Anyone Can Cook

Chef Rodney Rattington, at you service. Five Star World Class Chef Extroidinere. And before you say I'm full of myself, just wait till you try the food.

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

I was joking, Vince. See, two can play at that game. But yes, I do. Lucky for you. 

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There was a few I was thinking we could try out. But I did want to ask…

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Ya I guess I am… So, is that a yes or…?

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Yes I… I would love to… 

Perfect. Wear something other then a suit though okay? We aren’t going anywhere that fancy.

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Um… well it’ll take me a bit to find something other than a suit but okay. That sounds… it sounds perfect. 

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

I was joking, Vince. See, two can play at that game. But yes, I do. Lucky for you. 

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There was a few I was thinking we could try out. But I did want to ask…

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Ya I guess I am… So, is that a yes or…?

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Yes I… I would love to… 

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

I was joking, Vince. See, two can play at that game. But yes, I do. Lucky for you. 

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There was a few I was thinking we could try out. But I did want to ask…

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cuttlefishii:

Mary Kate could totally be a Weasley.

cuttlefishii:

Mary Kate could totally be a Weasley.

(Source: youd-be-milady, via jessie--lucas)

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

Jesus Vince I thought you were actually mad at me. Don’t do that you scared me half to death. I guess I really can’t tell what you’re thinking half the time. 

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Loosen up Rod. Unless you want me to do it for you.

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Oh stop it. I was just worried. I don’t want to make you mad. And I really am sorry I lied to you. I promise I won’t do it again. Maybe I could give you some cooking lessons if you wanted? 

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Nah, I think I’ll pass. I’ve kinda grown to like the view I get when you cook.

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Well then maybe I should start wearing clothes when I cook. 

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I thought you liked talking about fetishes.

I was joking, Vince. See, two can play at that game. But yes, I do. Lucky for you. 

(Source: hologrif)

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

Jesus Vince I thought you were actually mad at me. Don’t do that you scared me half to death. I guess I really can’t tell what you’re thinking half the time. 

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Loosen up Rod. Unless you want me to do it for you.

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Oh stop it. I was just worried. I don’t want to make you mad. And I really am sorry I lied to you. I promise I won’t do it again. Maybe I could give you some cooking lessons if you wanted? 

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Nah, I think I’ll pass. I’ve kinda grown to like the view I get when you cook.

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Well then maybe I should start wearing clothes when I cook. 

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

Jesus Vince I thought you were actually mad at me. Don’t do that you scared me half to death. I guess I really can’t tell what you’re thinking half the time. 

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Loosen up Rod. Unless you want me to do it for you.

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Oh stop it. I was just worried. I don’t want to make you mad. And I really am sorry I lied to you. I promise I won’t do it again. Maybe I could give you some cooking lessons if you wanted? 

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

Only cause you can’t even boil water. If you could actually cook I would be more inclined to let you do it more often. Hmmm… are you thinking about what we did last night perhaps?

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I remember someone saying he liked the Cordon Bleu the other day. Good guess, but no quite. Strike two, Better think carefully on your next guess Rodney.

Yes I did say that, but only to spare your feelings. But it wasn’t horrible I suppose. So I guess it wasn’t all bad. Darn… Could it be something about what we’ll be doing later on tonight?

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Hold on a second. What? You lied about liking my cooking?

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I… no I didn’t really lie… I just… I stretched the truth a little. I mean it wasn’t horrible just… not as amazing as I said it was. But Vince I’m a five star chef, you should know it’s almost impossible to impress me with food. I thought it was good but not… like outstanding… I’m… I’m sorry…

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You take all then fun out of everything. I was just kidding, calm down. Next time just tell me okay? 

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Jesus Vince I thought you were actually mad at me. Don’t do that you scared me half to death. I guess I really can’t tell what you’re thinking half the time. 

Afternoon everyone.

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

vincent-of-hearts:

chef-rodney:

Only cause you can’t even boil water. If you could actually cook I would be more inclined to let you do it more often. Hmmm… are you thinking about what we did last night perhaps?

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I remember someone saying he liked the Cordon Bleu the other day. Good guess, but no quite. Strike two, Better think carefully on your next guess Rodney.

Yes I did say that, but only to spare your feelings. But it wasn’t horrible I suppose. So I guess it wasn’t all bad. Darn… Could it be something about what we’ll be doing later on tonight?

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Hold on a second. What? You lied about liking my cooking?

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I… no I didn’t really lie… I just… I stretched the truth a little. I mean it wasn’t horrible just… not as amazing as I said it was. But Vince I’m a five star chef, you should know it’s almost impossible to impress me with food. I thought it was good but not… like outstanding… I’m… I’m sorry…